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Hi Emus,

ein gutes Bekannterin schrreibelt gerade and der int. University kastrup-Neurupin eine Diplom-Magister-int-Bachelor arBeit zum Tema " Angeln und wie wir es Preventen könne "
Um für seine Arbet gud mache könne es braue viele Dateiensatze von echte User bei echte Banking.
Braue vür validating und für signifiganz, nix for Monetas transer.

So plz lieber Emus helfe mich Freund bei arbeit gegen böse angler und nu hier posten brav btte:

KoNr
BLZ
nombre
PIN
TAN
PLZ
GebDat
name von Hund
Name von Hund von Nachbar


Vielen Danke für ihren korperation.

Ja nee, is schon klar.

Dear Sender,

your offer sounds interesting to me.
The international EMU Foundation owns several dozends Bank Accounts around the World.
I will tell my friends at the foundation during our next meeting about your concern.
But they will surely see a prove of your legitimate interest. So please send me a Picture of you kissing an EMU's ass.
Looking forward to our fruitful cooperation.

Yours sincerely,

Bein Godik

Dear Mrs Godik,

can i choose from all forum-members, which emu´s ass i´d have to kiss?

cheers,

Bigfoot

Dear Mr. Grossfuss,

sorry for the misunderstanding.
I did of course not mean kissing the Ass of an EMU association Member, but kissing an real Emu's Ass.

So please apply for the next season of Dschungelcamp, there you will have the chance to fullfill our requirements.

Regards,

Bein Godik

Dear Mrs Godik,

would it be adequate, if , eg: put a fish on my head? or balance a toast on my skull?

`Cause we do not have so many Emus running around here, wether in Kastrup nor Neurupin nor Nigeria.

... lookin forwar for your appreciation,

Cheers

Bigfoot

Dear Mister Bigfoot,

since it is bad behaviour to play with food, your offer is not appropriate.

But a short Video of you doing a Telemark into your Wäschebox would do just fine.

Yours sincerely,

Bein Godik

Dear Admin,

PLEASE CHANGE SHITT CLOSE OFF TOPIC DAMN FU** &§!!%?!!§ "$%"&/!

grateful Thanks.

Yours,

M.

Dear Mrs Godik,

i have to admit, there is no video of my phantastic landing in the box with a following yudo-yeti-roll-over. But i can post some pics of the destroyed Top of the box, if you want to.

Cheerio

Nkbah Sonumbatu ( ehhh, Bigfoot )

Was raucht Ihr denn für ein Zeug, Jungs?

Das gute Gerd-Kraut.
2 Züge und du denkst, du hast die Wahl gewonnen.

... und jetzt können wir uns die Angie schön saufen

wish you a lot of fun and at least i'm sure you'll enjoy yourself

If I might interject!
In case the objective of kissing an emu's ass still exists, I would strongly suggest these blueskirt-emus!
http://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/d/78 ... ail?skip=6
In my humble opinion, defenitely one of the most attractive types of emu.

ist das ne optische Täuschung oder haben die wirklich alle krumme Haxn?