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Two strangers meet in London. They start a conversation but they have to use their
dictionaries quite often.

Hello Sir, how goes it you?
Oh, thanks for the afterquestion.
Do you know how much watch is it?
It is twenty watch thirty…
What? That much watch?
Are you already long here?
No, first a pair of days. I´m not out of London.
Thunderweather, that overrushes me. You see not so out.
That can yes beforecome. But now what other. My hairs stood to mountains as I the
traffic saw. So much cars give it here.
You are heavy on the woodway if you believe that in London horsedroveworks go.
Will we now a beer drink go. My throat is outdried. But look, there is a guesthouse, let us
man go there!
That is good think. Equal goes it loose. I will only my shoeband close.
Here are we. Make me please the door open.
But there is a beforehangingcastle, the economy is to.
How sorry! Then I will go back to the hotel, it is already retard. On againsee!
Oh yes, I will too go. I must get the draught to Backsidemonkeycastle. Auf Wiedersehen.
Oh, Sie sind Deutscher?
Ja, Sie auch? Das wundert mich aber. Ihr Englisch ist so hervorragend, dass ich es gar
nicht bemerkt hätte.

Not only for Germans English can be a difficult language, as also Italians sometimes have trouble to communicate! As you can read right here :

Must be read with Italian accent!
THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO DETROIT .
One day Ima gonna to Detroit to bigga hotel .

Inna morning I go down to eata breakfast . I tella waitress , I wanna two pisses toast . She brings me only one piss . I tella her I wanna two piss . She say , then go to the toilet .I say you no unnastand , I wanna two piss onna my plate . She say , you better not piss onna plate , you son offa bitch .

Later I go to eat atta bigga restaurant .The waitress bring me a spoon , anna knife , but no fock . I tella her , I wanna fock . She say , everyone wanna fock . I tella her , you no unnastand , I wanna fock onna table . She say , you better no fock onna table , you son offa bitch .

So I go back to my room inna hotel , and there are no shits onna my bed . I call the manager and tella him , I wanna shit . He tella me to go to the toilet . I say , you no unnastand , I wanna shit onna my bed . He say you better no shit onna bed , you son offa bitch .

Ima gonna checkout and the man at the desk say " Peace on you " . I say , piss on you , too ,you son offa bitch , I gonna back to Italy .

Is this all the English you can speak?

I better join him --> *rolling on the floor laughing*

you mean ROFL?

japp. I just like it complicated

Please stop it !!!

Otherwise I have to