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1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim
during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James
Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the
barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... And now,
the honorable mentions:

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting
machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his
insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its
men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a
finger. The chef's claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman
had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver
found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting
from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his
incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone
waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the
mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very
excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies The deception wasn't
discovered for 3 days.

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious
head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the
counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer,
he man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which
the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he
got from the drawer...$15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives
you money, is a crime committed?)

7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it over his
head at the window. The cinderblock bounced back and hit the would-be
thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window
was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man
grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the
woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher.
Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in
the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of
the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied,
"Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

9. The Ann Arbor News
crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in
Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The
clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash
register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the
clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated,
walked away.

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10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police
arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor
home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted
to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor
home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to
press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

is das lustig?
wenn ja, dann könnt mir vielleicht einer nen dreizeiler als Kurzfassung auf deutsch schreiben

Wenn ich heut abend Zeit hab übersetz ich's mal

1. Die 38er-Kanone von Möchtegern-Räuber James hatte eine Ladehemmung. Der Kerl dreht den Revolver um und drückt nochmal ab. Diesesmal hat sie funktioniert...



Ob das lustig ist, musst du entscheiden

Du hast vergessen zu erwähnen dass er in den Lauf geguckt hat.....

aha! nunja??

ichglaub da muss ich erst den Rotwein leersaufen



aber warum man dazu soooo viele englische Buchstaben braucht

2. Der Chef von dem Schweizer Hotel hat nen Finger in einer Fleisch-Schneide-Maschine verloren und hat das der Versicherung gemeldet. Die haben einen rausgeschickt, um sich die Sache anzusehen. Der hat die Maschine getestet und auch nen Finger verloren.


3. Ein Mann hat über ne Stunde Schnee geschippt um nach einem Blizzard einen Platz für sein Auto freizumachen. Als er dann mit seinem Auto zurückkam, hat ihm eine Frau den Platz weggeschnappt. Verständlicherweise hat er sie erschossen.

sind Amis??? oder???

also 3.) spielt in Chicago
--> wie hast du das nur erraten

[besserwissermodus]Lateinische Buchstaben.. .[/besserwissermodus]

Logisch sind das Amerikaner.

Ob das unbedingt so lang sein muß, hab ich mich bei "Faust" auch gefragt. ..

Anja

habe erst 3 von 10 übersetzt und das auch nur "frei nach Tri"

lateinisch?? woher soll ich das können, ich war nicht aufm Gymnasium



was oder wer ist Faust?? du meinst sicher den Doktor!?

manchmal könnte man meinen, "sein oder nicht shwein"

sein Schwein?

ha!! hatte ich doch recht

klar! senkrecht sogar